Hi, this is Aaron's Brontosaurus Brain. Aaron is sorry he missed your HTTP request, but he can't come to the internet at the moment, because he can't find a big enough laser to digitize himself.
There's a myth about a dinosaur called a Brontosaurus, who measured so long from head to tail that his species evolved a second brain in his rump to deal with data from his distant appendages. Likewise, Aaron considers you, visitor, a valuable appendage. You can query this digital rump-brain of his to get in touch with the real Aaron, read his latest news, argue or agree with his points of view, help out with his projects, track him on a map or a calendar, or check out his photos.